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FOOT LOOSE AND FANCY ME
Age 78 From Bastrop, Louisiana - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
a fine fellow,loves his woman,lives like a caveman,carries a big club,grunts alot,believes in old fashion ways,hit woman overhead with club,drag her off to my cave,oh you might have to loan me yours,ex-got mine,as well as my dogs,ex-army,ex-police,ex-husband,now the hyway is my home,just haven't figured which direction,ha ha
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Internet, Dancing, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A QUITE PLACE TO TALK AND LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER, A SHORT WALK BECAUSE MY LEFT LEGG IS BUSTED, AND IF IT WAS TO LONG A WALK, YOU'D HAVE TO CARRY ME PIGGY BACK, NOW SMILE
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY PUTTING MY SWEETHEART
IN A SUBWAY BUN AND SEE IF SHE WAS FATTENING, NOW YOU GOT IT, SMILE
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
BOW A KNEE TO NO MAN, MAYBE A GOODLOOKING WOMAN, LIVE ONE WITH MY FATHER
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Computers, Fiction, Horror, Nature, Political, Poetry, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
HEADING DOWN A HYWAY WITH NO WHERE TO GO, EXCEPT GOING, GOING DEEP INTO WOODS AND SITTING UNDER A TREE AND LISTENING TO GODS MUSIC, NO PEOPLE JUST ME AND NATURES SOUNDS, THEN GOOD MUSIC, GOOD WOMEN, GOOD FRIENDS, BUT FIRST BEFORE ALL THIS BACKUP, FATHER HAS TO COME FIRST, I ALWAYS GOOF UP ON PROFILES, ALLWAYS PUT THE HORSE ON FIRST, THEN THE WAGON, BECAUSE EVERBOBY FORGETS THE HORSE AND GUESS WHO ALLWAYS GETS TO PULL THE DAMM WAGON, BUT SERIOUS, GOD ALLWAYS COMES FIRST IN MY LIFE, I HOPE HES ALLSO FIRST IN YOURS, GOD BLESS AND MAY YOUR BLESSINGS OVERLOAD YOUR WAGON, WILL YOUR HOG PULL IT, I WOULD LOAN YOU MINE BUT I GOT RID OF HER 2 YEARS AGO, SHE WAS NOT OF THIS WORLD, THATS WHY THEY SENT HER HERE, AN INVASION

Looking for

What Do You Look For?  
A SWEET SMILE, HONEST DEAD IN THE EYE LOOK, GOOD
PERSONALITY, GOOD MANORS, MORALS, HONOR AND PRIDE, LOVE OF GOD AND COUNTRY.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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